Insult SMS

QUESTION :- Sharm kya hai???
Socho

socho

socho
kyo nahi hai pata to suno,
Ans- sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agar tm logo ko aajaye to mera 'Inbox" kabhi
khali nahi rahega...

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Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de...

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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahnewali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.

God made U n called CARTOON.

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Na Hawa me

Na Baharo me

Na Chaand me

Na Sitaaro me

Na Laakho me

Na Hazaaro me

Humne to aapko dekha he

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CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.

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Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
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Girl:- any proof...??
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boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

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yu hi na kisi ke dil se kelo.

yu hi na kisi ke dil se kelo.
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phoon beckar redio lelo.

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Tum Is Duniya Me Mere Subse Pyare Dost Ho
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Upar Padh Liya To Niche Kya certificate Dhund Rahe Ho..
Matlab Bharosa To Hai Hi Nahi..!!

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Jholi Bhar k pyar Bheju.
Dil se Dill ka sawal Bheju.
Aata nhi Apka koi call ya SMS.
Yaad nhi Aati Humari,
Ya yaaddash k liye kaju Badam Bheju....

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

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