Mobile Ek Mandir Hai,
SIM Murti Hai,
SMS Prasad ,
Sms Lene Wala Bhakt,
Sms Dene Wala Pujari;
Sms Lekar Jo Reply Na kare Wo Mandir ke Bahar Betha BHIKHARI....
TIPS:
How to save 25 paisa per year?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho.!
Yarrrr Kon Log Ho Tum !!
Dosto ek
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aap ka dimag ko salam. sms me aap voice dund rohe ho...
1 kamal dekho sirf "U"
lagao aur tum ban jaoge
M-rga,St-pid,B-dh-,D-ffer,
Bewak-f,-ll-,Lall-,Ghoch-,
Dekha everything is
Incomplete without "U"
Sita ne Ram ke liye rajmahal chor diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paru ko chor diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye, SMS karna chor diya.
Apke shero se hm "ghayal"ho gaye..
apki hasee k hm "kayal"ho gye...
25rupay me,500 sms kya mile...
sale kal k ldke aaj k "shayar"ho gaye...
Khushi Paane K Liye 1 Dbaye...
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Muskurane K Liye 2 Dbaye...
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Mujhse Baat Krne K Liye 3 Dbaye...
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Mujhse Chhutkara Paane K Liye Apna Gla Dbaye...
Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.
Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gye hai baadal..
Wah wah.
Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gye hai baadal..
Ye faaltu msg hai, mat padh pagal...!!!
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.