Insult SMS

SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Aapko miss krna roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki baat hai,
Lekin..
AAPKO JHELNA MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Chehre mein kya mast smile hai..,
Haath mein kya latest mobile hai..,
Mobile mein kya sms file hai....,.
Fir v sms nhi karte kanjoos ka ye koun sa style hai.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
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?
?
?
?
Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana...

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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"Badla+BEZTI"
1 Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ne Use Khatt Likha Ki Meri Life Main Naya Ladka Aa Gaya Hai,
Tum Se Accha Hai,Main Uski Dulhan Banugi Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do'

Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki Girlfriend Ki 30 Photo Ki
Aur Bich Main Uski Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha'Le In Me Se Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad Nahi

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Aap ki tarif me 4
line pesh kr rha hu
umid hai apko pasand aayegi.... ______________________
______________________
______________________
______________________
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Gin lo
puri 4 hai na ?

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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i want 2 tell u something, plz dont
misunderstand Please do sincerely
wear a helmet while walking. Bz
EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY!

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Ye Sms Jin Shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai
5 Second Bad Unka Mobile Off Ho Jata Hay
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
Nahi Hua?
Shareef Hoty To Ho Jata

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Apki surat pe jan waru.
Wah!wah!
Apke bato me dil waru.
Wah!wah!
Jis din nahi ata apka sms mujhe lagta hai,
apko patak patak ke maru.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein?

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