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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ab hum aapke raaste me kabhi nahi aayenge,
hume pata hain aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hain garib aadmi,
14 injection kaha lagayenge

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Duniya me kuch aise GADHE hai.....
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jinhe har sawal ka jawab sirf NA mein dena ata hai,
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Kya aap bhi un me se ek hai?

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

padhte rho..?







Padhte rho...?






Padhte rho...?











Besharmo ki trah sms padhte rho.









Jab sharm aa jaye to sms kar dena.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Khud Ko Kar Kanjus itna,
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K Har SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
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Service Center Wale Call Kar K Khud Puche
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Sir ji,
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are you sure, Bhejna hai Ki Sending Fail kare.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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jab tum hasti ho toh lagta he ki insaan pehle bandar hoga....
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dekho gussa mat hona kyu ki jab tum gussa hoti ho, toh lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhe bandar hai.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Hamare SMS Padh ke Log Samajte Hai....
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Ki In ko toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane ki,
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Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane ki Ye Bhe Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko SHARAM Dilane Ki..

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Chote log Paise ki baat karte hain,
Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
Mahan log baat hi nai karte,
Woh sirf sms karte hain,
Nikamma log sirf padte hain

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