Insult SMS

Tumne mujhe rulaya tha!!!
Maine tumhe bhulaya tha!!!
Dil me tumhe basaya tha!!
Gale se tumhe lagaya tha!!!
Lat mar ke bhagaya tha!!!

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 140 Insult SMS

Zindagi k safar me apka sath hum dege,
apne pyar ki saugat hum dege,
girne lago to apna hath hum denge,
aur agar na gire to EK LAAT HUM DENGE!

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 148 Insult SMS

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 171 Insult SMS

Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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aur
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tisra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...

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Mera number change ho gya hai...
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Underwear ka tujhe purani chadi chaiye to le jana...
Sarma mt yar jigar h apna tu...

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 153 Insult SMS

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Na Dil Ko Behlane Ke Liye,
Na Ghar Me Sajane Ke Liye.
Bas Aapki Ek Tasweer Chahiye,
Apne khet Se "Kauve" Bhagane Ke
Liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrrrrr..!:-P

Like SMS - 37 - SMS Length: 153 Insult SMS

Aapke hath me mobile hai....
Chehare pe khubh c smile hai...
Sms ki achchi khasi file hai....
Phir bhi sms nahi karte....
Yaar,yeh kaunsa stupid style hai

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 162 Insult SMS

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe,
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe,
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum,
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe

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