Insult SMS

My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rajected
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Only you weree selected.
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Because I needed a Monkey for an Advertisement.

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Apne roop par itna gurur mat karo....
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Ye sab 2 din ka hasti hai.....
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Aapke chehre par tab tak masti hai.....
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Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.....!

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 164 Insult SMS

Itna busy bhi na rha karo,
Kabhi 2 yaad bhi kar liya karo,
Shero shayari na ati ho na sahi,
Aaye hue SmS hi 4ward kr diya karo.

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U hv cute eyes
u hv sweet nose
u hv smart look
u hv sharp brain
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ohh shit !!!!
Fir se galat number pe send ho gaya . . . .

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 156 Insult SMS

Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h,
wah wah wah wah
Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h,
waise to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate h.

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Har mod ka mukam nhi hota,
dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota,
DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko
warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan nhi ho

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 151 Insult SMS

Jaise bhagwan bina mandir adhura,
dosti bina jivan adhura,dhadkan bina dil
adhura,
vaise hi tumhare bina,
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Ham nahi re baba
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wo agra ka "PAGALKHANA" adhura hai.:-))

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Mosam badla garmi ho gyi,
apke sms k bina zindagi tang ho gyi,
kya apke inbox me sms ki kami
ho gyi,
ya fir humara sms padke
bolti band ho gyi...

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 157 Insult SMS

Ae DOST tu kaha hai???
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Jaha hai wahi rahna 2-3 ghante tak kyonki bahar BANDAR pakde wale aaye hai...

Ab thanks mat bol pagal Rulaoge kya:-

Like SMS - 38 - SMS Length: 160 Insult SMS

Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.

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