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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Agar koi apse kahe ap
pagal gadhe
olu dhakn kahe
to ap nirash mat
hona or santi se bhathke
sochna sale ko pata kase chala.....

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Apne mob. Ko pani se acchi tarh dokar,
doop me sukakar or barik katkar,
namak masla or tel lagakar dibbe me bharkar rakh lo msg to aap se hota nahi ,
achar hi daal lo

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Mera nuwber change ho gaya h

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Chappal ka

agar tujhe purani chahiye to lejana..

Pagal..
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Sarmana mat....
Tu dost h mera,
haq se mang.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Jo Ladke Facebook Pe,
Girl Friend Banane Me,
Asafal Ho Jate Hai
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Wo
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Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile
Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai...

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

mausam shabab ka,
nasha shrab ka,
parda janab ka,
or rung gulab ka,
in sabse haseen
in sabse lajwab dekho sms padne wala,
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Mendak talab ka.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,SMS bhejo

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
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aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Dil Se msg karnewale
Dildar hote he . . .

Shan Se msg karnewale
Shandar hote he . . .

Jaan Se msg karnewale
Jaandar hote hote he . .

Kaam Se msg karnewale
KaamChor hote he . . .

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

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