Insult SMS

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe,
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe,
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum,
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai
Tumhe

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Aapke hath me mobile hai....
Chehare pe khubh c smile hai...
Sms ki achchi khasi file hai....
Phir bhi sms nahi karte....
Yaar,yeh kaunsa stupid style hai

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Na Dil Ko Behlane Ke Liye,
Na Ghar Me Sajane Ke Liye.
Bas Aapki Ek Tasweer Chahiye,
Apne khet Se "Kauve" Bhagane Ke
Liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrrrrr..!:-P

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Har mod ka mukam nhi hota,
dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota,
DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko
warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan
nhi ho

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Is Kadar Hum Apko Chahte H,
K Duniya Wale Dekh K Jal Jate H,
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Is Kadar Hum Apko Chahte H,
K Duniya Wale Dekh K Jal Jate H,
Waise To Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate H Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jate H.

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Apne roop par itna gurur mat karo....
.
Ye sab 2 din ka hasti hai.....
.
Aapke chehre par tab tak masti hai.....
Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.....!

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My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rajected
&
Only you weree selected.
. .
.
.
Because I needed a Monkey for an
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Dil Se msg karnewale
Dildar hote he . . .
Shan Se msg karnewale
Shandar hote he . . .
Jaan Se msg karnewale
Jaandar hote hote he . .
Kaam Se msg karnewale
KaamChor hote he . . .

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Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban
jaenge Haso mat,SMS bhejo

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