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1 kamal dekho sirf "U"
lagao aur tum ban jaoge
M-rga,
St-pid,
B-dh-,
D-ffer,
Bewak-f,
-ll-,
Lall-,
Ghoch-,
Dekha everything is
Incomplete without "U"
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein?
i want 2 tell u something, plz dont
misunderstand Please do sincerely
wear a helmet while walking.
Bz EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY!
"Badla+BEZTI"
1 Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ne Use Khatt Likha
Ki Meri Life Main Naya Ladka Aa Gaya
Hai,
Tum Se Accha Hai,Main Uski Dulhan
Banugi Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do' Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki Girlfriend
Ki 30 Photo Ki
Aur Bich Main Uski Photo Rakh Ke Khatt
Likha'Le In Me Se Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad Nahi
Aapko miss krna roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki baat hai,
Lekin..
AAPKO JHELNA MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai
Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote
hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote
hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah
hone se bach jaye.
Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.
Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!
Ab hum aapke raaste me kabhi nahi aayenge,
hume pata hain aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hain garib aadmi,
14 injection kaha lagayenge
Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi
Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai
