Insult SMS

Solid Insult . . .
Bf : Pack Your Bag Sweet Heart,
I've Won Rs.10 crores In a
Lottery
.
. .
Gf: Wow !!!
ab ghumne London chale ya
Switzerland..?? ?
.
. .
Bf: Who Cares ???
You Just Pack Your Bag &
GET LOST..!!!

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Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

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Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
.
Girl:- any proof...??
.
boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

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Na Hawa me
Na Baharo me
Na Chaand me
Na Sitaaro me
Na Laakho me
Na Hazaaro me
Humne to aapko dekha he . . .
CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

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Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

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Apke Shero Se Hm "Ghayal"ho Gaye..
Apki Hasee K Hm "Kayal"ho Gye...
25rupay Me,500 Sms Kya Mile...
Sale Kal K Ldke Aaj K "Shayar"ho Gaye...

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Sita ne Ram ke liye rajmahal chor diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paru ko chor
diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye, SMS karna chor
diya.

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