Solid Insult . . .
Bf : Pack Your Bag Sweet Heart,
I've Won Rs.10 crores In a
Lottery
.
. .
Gf: Wow !!!
ab ghumne London chale ya
Switzerland..?? ?
.
. .
Bf: Who Cares ???
You Just Pack Your Bag &
GET LOST..!!!
Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!
Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
.
Girl:- any proof...??
.
boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!
Na Hawa me
Na Baharo me
Na Chaand me
Na Sitaaro me
Na Laakho me
Na Hazaaro me
Humne to aapko dekha he . . .
CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.
Apke Shero Se Hm "Ghayal"ho Gaye..
Apki Hasee K Hm "Kayal"ho Gye...
25rupay Me,500 Sms Kya Mile...
Sale Kal K Ldke Aaj K "Shayar"ho Gaye...
Sita ne Ram ke liye rajmahal chor diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paru ko chor
diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye, SMS karna chor
diya.