Insult SMS

Aapki surat kitni pyari hai..
Khuda ne aapne hato se sawari hai..
Kisi or se shadi na kar lena.... kyoki aaj tak MAYAWATI tumhare liye
kuwnari hai.

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thandi hai coffy garam karlo.
Is patthar dil ko thoda naram karlo.
Aapke hote huwe humara in-box khali
rahe.
Yaar thodi to sharam karlo...

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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Rho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kese
Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo Jo Reply
Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina H

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Pyar n rahe to wafa kaun karega.
Dost n rahe to dosti kaun karega.
Khuda salamat rakhe tumko,
Nahi to bandar ki tarah uchhalkud
kaun karega.

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Sciencetiest find 2 difference between
A Man and a Monkey
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Man send messeges And Monkey read it...

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Maine apko phone kiya to netwrk bola,
namskar,murkho ki duniya me apka
swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat
karna chahte hai uska DIMAG out of
covarage hai,

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Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho
gaye.
Pukaar le ek baar pyar se mere dost
bandar ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye

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Kuchh patthar moti,kuchh nagine hote
hai.
Kuchh log kutte kamine hote hai.
Ladki ko karna ho SMS to kya din kya
raat,
Dosto ko sms kiya mahine hote hai.

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Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying" Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

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Phone k rishte B Ajib hote hai
Balance rakhkar B Log garib hote hai
Khud to msg krte nhi hai,
Muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin
hote hai.

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