Insult SMS

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and
say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Karan Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo

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Nigahe Nigaho Se Mila Kar To Dekho,
Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Banakar To Dekho,
Milna Chahenge Sub Har Roj Apse,
Kabhi Aap Sabun Se Naha Kr To Dkho.

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Lux Walo Ne Mujse 5 Lakh Ka Sawal Pucha
Hindustan Me Aesa Kaun Hai Jo Saal Me 1 Bar Nahata Hai ?
Yakeen Karo 5 Lakh Pe Laat Mardi Magar Apka Naam Nahi Liya

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein
Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke
"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

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koi gam hai magar dil udaas hai,
Tujhse koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas
hai,
Kehne ko bahut hai apne magar tu ek
khas hai,
Zyada emotional mat hona uper sab bakwas hai.

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Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach
kr radio hi la lo.

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