Insult SMS

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good
person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”

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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why……. It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****

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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the
morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can
live….

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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm,
intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi
pehalwan…”

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Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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What? Is A Difference Between
A Kiss, A Car And A Monkey?
A Kiss Is So Dear,?
A Car Is Too Dear And
A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Do u remember the day we travelled in
a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

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