Insult SMS

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

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Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna...
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge...

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I chased love i found friendship,

i chased desires i found hopes,

i chased reality i found dreams,

i chased a monkey and i found you.

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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly

All flowers r sweet but,

they have no comparison with u,

Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
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Thora aur NeeChey
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One Step More
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Aap Aik Sms Ke liye Itna girr Jaaon Ge,

Mujhey Maloom Nahee tha!

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"Funny Advice"

Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho
Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho

Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se


Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.

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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo

kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear
and
a monkey is U dear.

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Teri Yad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi,

Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi,

Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge,

Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kam Aayi.

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Hamare SMS Padh Ke Log Samajte Hai,

Ki In Ko Toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane Ki,

Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane Ki,

Ye Bhi Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko
SHARAM Dilane Ki.

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