The Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine But
I'm really confused.
Wat makes u shine?
Is it Harpic or Domex...
God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U
I chased frnd.
I found luv.
I chased Desire.
I found Topes.
I chased Reality.
I found dreams.
I chased Chimpazee.
& i got you.
A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger!
Catch another fool!!
You are many kilometres away frm me.
Bt still I'm watching ur every move thru
3 different channels
1.pogo
2.cartoon network
3.Animal Planet.
A Serious MENTAL opearation will start
at mental hospital of KOLKATA SSKM,so
all
Doctors and Nurses r ready.Bt the
MENTAL PATIENT is now busy 2 read
this SMS.
HOSPiTAL attendance
LANGDA Present sir,
BEHRA Presnt sir,
ANDHA Presnt,
MENTAL MENTAL
MENTAL SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main..
Diff B/W Ignorance & self control?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at
yourself,
that is ignorance! &
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile
by showing ur teeth….