Insult SMS

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

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Apne mobile ko facewash
lagkar garm pani se
Dhokar kumkum aur chawal
lagkar mandir main chada
Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi
to puja karo.

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Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad,
pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap msgs
kare ya na kare,
ham msg bhejte rahenge,
kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai. AWESOME

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke
khud puchhe.. Sir ji
r u sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

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Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod
Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere
Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo

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*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen





1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai.

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Achha Ek Bat Batao,

GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!.....

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Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai

Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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