Insult SMS

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to
rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to
rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to
kayamat hogi.

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Surat gori karne k 3 tarike
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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega kali surat wale…
Fair & lovely laga leee

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Mjhe apki wo Ada bahut psnd hai
jb srdi me aap 1 glaas pani lekr
Aaine k samne khde hote ho
or Aaine per pani dal kr zor se
chillate ho “NAHA LIYA” !

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Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher
Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu

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Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai
All Beautiful Girls & Handsom
Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!

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Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...

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Washing Powder Nirma
Washing Powder Nirma
Doodh si Safedi Nirma se Aaye
Rangeen Kapra Bhi Khil Khil
Jaye Sabki Pasand Nirma.
Kuch Bhi Bhejo,
Log Parhte Zarur Hain,
Wo Bhi Tune k Saath.

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Line marne k bahut tarike h
Jinme se 3 mazedar ye h
1. Pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker se
Sbko apne jesa mt smjo kuch log sharif b hote h meri
tarah

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Kash tum waaday nibha jaaty..
Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.
Agr "Cornetto" k paisy nhi thy
to kiya hua "Khoye" wali "QULFI" Hi khila jatay!

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Jab bhi pas akar door jate ho...
Khoshbo apni hamari sanso
main chor jate ho...
Itna parfum mat lagaya karo
yar?
Akhir nahane se itna q ghabrate ho..

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