Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
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Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"
Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
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