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Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"

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Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa

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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k

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Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi
Se Bndha Hua Tha, Batao
Wo 7 Feet Door Pri Ghaas
Kese Khaye Ga? Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi.

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat
Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse
Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada
Krte Qki Chawanni
Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He.

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Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan,
Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan,
Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan,
Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye,
To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!

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Tu Ek Baar Roothi To Manaenge
Tu Dubara Roothi To Phir
Manaenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir Manaenge,
Agr Tu Baar Baar
Roothi To Kaan Ke Neeche 2 Lagaenge,
Aur Tujhse
Milne Sab Hospital Aayenge....!

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Jo Jitahe Woh Sikandar,
Jo Harre Woh Jail Ke Aandar,
Jo Ye SMS Share Kare Usko Jaadu Ke Jahppi,
Jo Unlike Kare Use Bandar Ke Pappi,
Soch Lo Ab!

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Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay,
Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai,
Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai..
Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi
Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!

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Kya Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki,
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki..
Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..

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