Munna bhai SMS

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bappu ka!

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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

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Munna bhai:Yeh AUTOMATICALY kya hai?
Circuit:Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai jis k sar pe ek b baal nahi hai,
bole to simple hai bhai AUTO-ME-TAKKLY!

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Circuit: bhai jail ko hindhi me hawalat kyu kehte hai??
Bhai: kyu ki jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi mil ti hai..

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MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI....

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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Hasti thi hasa ti thi..
Roti thi rulati thi...
Jub bhi milti thi dil me dard jagati thi...
Jab dusre k satha bhagi tab pata chala sali mamu banati thi...

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Munna Bhai

Are Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai


Circit

Bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to

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