LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bappu ka!
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
Munna bhai:Yeh AUTOMATICALY kya hai?
Circuit:Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai jis k sar pe ek b baal nahi hai,
bole to simple hai bhai AUTO-ME-TAKKLY!
Circuit: bhai jail ko hindhi me hawalat kyu kehte hai??
Bhai: kyu ki jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi mil ti hai..
MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI....
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Hasti thi hasa ti thi..
Roti thi rulati thi...
Jub bhi milti thi dil me dard jagati thi...
Jab dusre k satha bhagi tab pata chala sali mamu banati thi...
Munna Bhai
Are Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai
Circit
Bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to