Munna bhai SMS

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna
Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's
eyes,
tongue and ears by TORCH and
finally what did he say?

Battery is OK

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai
bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan
Rehta Hai?
Munna: Dhobighaat Py
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu Washing Town

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Munna bhi : Oye Short Circuit yeh
light bulb py baap ka naam kya
likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka
naam roshan kr rehly hai.

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi us
time k Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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PROFESSOR: Aqqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay
date of birth to bata mamu…

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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

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