Munna bhai SMS

संजय दत्त: जेलर साहब मुझे फिर से बापू दिखाई दे रहें हैं।
जेलर: कहाँ हैं बापू?
संजय दत्त: वो उधर सफ़ेद धोती में।
जेलर: जा चुपचाप सो जा, वो आसाराम है।

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Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye
Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me
Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai
Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"

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Munna Bhai

Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log
Operation Se Pahle Patient
Ko Behosh Kiyon Karte Hai

Circit

Bhai Bole To Patient
Operaton Sikh Jayega To

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Munna Bhai-
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Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log Operation Se Pahle Patient Ko Behosh Kyu Karte Hai.
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Circit-
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Bhai Bole To Patient Operation Sikh Jayega To Patient Khud Hi Karne Lagega Na Bhai.
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Muna Bhai -
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Abe Tu Kitna Solid Kaha Re.

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.

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Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus
pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs
chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi."

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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