Santa Banta SMS

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.

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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.

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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte
ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi
nahi
Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah
nahi karte..

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45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi,
Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.?
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Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-

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2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.

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~.~ Santa Banta Short Jokes ~.~
Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya…?
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Deadly Answer Given By
Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To “Hostel” Me Rahte Hai…

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Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai

Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi
Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai
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The Most Romantic Lines
Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao….

Santa Translated In English It Becomes:
I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..

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