Santa Banta SMS

SANTA enters kitchen,
opens sugar container,
looks inside and closes it.
He does this again and again.
Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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In a class,
teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit?

SANTA Profit in rupees

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Santa attending a interview in a software company.


Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address.
I wll find out where it is

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Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti..

Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge

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Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya

Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..

Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"

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Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..

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Army Training Me 1 Officer Ne
Santa Se Pucha:- Ye Hath Me Kya
H.........??
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Santa: Sir Ye Banduk H.!
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Officer-ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari
Izzat Or Shaan Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa! .
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Then Officer To Another Sipahi
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Banta Tumhare Hath Me Ye Kya
Hai........? .
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Banta: Sir, Ye Santa Ki
Maa H Or Humari Massi
Hai Maasi..;p

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Santa Ki Modern Wife Ne
Usse Office Jaate Waqt
Pyaar Se Kaha:
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See You In The Evening.
Santa: 'Mein Bhi Tujhe Dekh
Lunga Kameeni,
Dhamki Apne Baap Ko Diyo.

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