Santa Banta SMS

Added 7 years ago

Santa says:
" Duniya Ka har ek Insan
Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.."
.
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyaar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Plz Coperate,,,
Aaj Santa Serious hai..!

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Added 7 years ago

संता: मुझे शादी में BMW मिली है।

बंता: पर तुम्हारे पास तो कोई कार नहीं है।

संता: अबे गधे, BMW का मतलब ‘बहुत मोटी वाइफ’।
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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati
hai?

BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi

Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch
chala gaya
toh teri khansi kya cheej hai?

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Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

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Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?

Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky..

Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..

Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Added 8 years ago

Santa Ke Pados Me Kisi Ki Death Ho Gayi,
Santa Waha Jata Hai Aur Uski Wife Se Kehta Hai
Santa- Dead Body Aa Gayi Kya
Itne Me Ambulance Aa Kar Rukti Hai
Santa- Badi Lambi Umar Hai Aapke Pati Ki.

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Added 8 years ago

Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?

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Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-

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Added 8 years ago

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.

jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,

;mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

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संता के घर मेहमान आये हुए थे, पर सोने के लिए एक खाट कम पड़ गयी तो उसने सोचा की पडोसी के यहाँ से ले आता हूँ, वह पडोसी के यहाँ गया और दरवाजा खटखटाया, पडोसी आया तो संता बोला;

संता: मुझे आज रात के लिए एक खाट चाहिए!

पडोसी (शर्मिंदा सा होते हुए बोला): माफ़ी चाहूँगा संता, पर हमारे पास दो ही खाट है, एक पर मेरी माँ और मेरी पत्नी सोती है और दूसरी पर मैं और मेरे पिताजी!

संता यह सुन कर बोला: खाट गयी भाड में, पहले तुम लोग सोना तो सीख लो!

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