Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."
Banta - "Telephone"
Santa - "Galat"
Banta - "to phir"
Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."
teacher 2 santa: tum me kuch kamiya hai.
Santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai.
Teacher: what is this?
Santa: raymond, the complete man.
1 truck dusre truck ko rassi se baandh kr le ja rha tha.
Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola:
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Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck...
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui.
Dono kisi Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye.
Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...
santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.
Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.
Santa ko exam mein koi sawal ka answer nahin aata tha.
Santa ne har sawal ke neeche
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lines laga di or likha
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Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.
Santa: chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo Rs. 1000 dega.
Banta: thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata.
Santa: bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.
Banta: thanx bhai.
By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet,
All the ladies stood up.
Santa: "BAITHO-BAITHO, IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI..."
जगजीत सिंह गा रहे थे→
ये दौलत भी ले लो,
ये शौहरत भी ले लो......
संता उठा→मैं तो बहुत
परेशान हूँ, मेरी तो औरत
भी ले लो.
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?