Santa Banta SMS

Santa - "Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai."

Banta - "Telephone"

Santa - "Galat"

Banta - "to phir"

Santa - "Tamatar.... trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha."

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teacher 2 santa: tum me kuch kamiya hai.

Santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai.

Teacher: what is this?

Santa: raymond, the complete man.

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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi se baandh kr le ja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola:
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Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck...

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Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui.

Dono kisi Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye.

Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...

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santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.


Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal ka answer nahin aata tha.

Santa ne har sawal ke neeche

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lines laga di or likha
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Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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Santa: chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo Rs. 1000 dega.

Banta: thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata.

Santa: bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.

Banta: thanx bhai.

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By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet,

All the ladies stood up.

Santa: "BAITHO-BAITHO, IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI..."

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जगजीत सिंह गा रहे थे→
ये दौलत भी ले लो,
ये शौहरत भी ले लो......
संता उठा→मैं तो बहुत
परेशान हूँ, मेरी तो औरत
भी ले लो.

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Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?

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