An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
To avoid the side effects!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed