Santa Banta SMS

Added 9 years ago

Snta sar k sath-sath kandho par b shampu laga raha tha.
Banta-kandho pe sampu Q laga rahe ho?

Snt-Pagle ye koi aam sampu nhi he ye Head & Shoulder he.

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Added 9 years ago

Snta:Mobile
mein kuch

gaane load

karna hai.?

Servicing Man: Memory card

hai kya?

Snta:"nahi.

Ration card hai chalega kya..?"

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Added 9 years ago

Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....

Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...

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Santa-yar teri wife kise mar gayi banta-matheper goli lagi.
Santa-achha hua goli aakho per nahi lagi verna andhi ho jati.

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Added 9 years ago

Teacher : Tel any Microsoft product name?

Sam: MS excel

Deepu: MS word

Rony: MS Powerpoint

Santa: after thinking a lot-
MS Dhoni...!

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Added 9 years ago

1SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha
2-3 gane ga kr wo ulta letkar gane laga
Snta:yar ulta let kar Q gane lga
Srabi:pehle A side thi ab B side he.

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Added 9 years ago

Santa ka padosi mar gaya
Wo uske ghar gaya or Pucha Body aa gai kya? Tabi body lekr Ambulance aa gayi
Santa: Lo Batao kitni lambi umar he.

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Added 9 years ago

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta

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Added 9 years ago

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them

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