Snta sar k sath-sath kandho par b shampu laga raha tha.
Banta-kandho pe sampu Q laga rahe ho?
Snt-Pagle ye koi aam sampu nhi he ye Head & Shoulder he.
Snta:Mobile
mein kuch
gaane load
karna hai.?
Servicing Man: Memory card
hai kya?
Snta:"nahi.
Ration card hai chalega kya..?"
Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....
Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
Santa-yar teri wife kise mar gayi banta-matheper goli lagi.
Santa-achha hua goli aakho per nahi lagi verna andhi ho jati.
Teacher : Tel any Microsoft product name?
Sam: MS excel
Deepu: MS word
Rony: MS Powerpoint
Santa: after thinking a lot-
MS Dhoni...!
1SHRABI let kar gane ga rha tha
2-3 gane ga kr wo ulta letkar gane laga
Snta:yar ulta let kar Q gane lga
Srabi:pehle A side thi ab B side he.
Santa ka padosi mar gaya
Wo uske ghar gaya or Pucha Body aa gai kya? Tabi body lekr Ambulance aa gayi
Santa: Lo Batao kitni lambi umar he.
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them