Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He?
Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He
S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi
B- Kya?
S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.
Santa Road Par Potty Kr Rha Tha.
Police Ne Use Pakd Lia.
Jb Use Le Jane Lage To
Santa Bola:
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Oye SaaLo Kaanoon K Rakhwalo!
Saboot to Le lo.
TEACHER- SANTA 1 AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG
HUA HO?
SANTA-"ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY!!!
ek cinema hal me ek budhiya coldiring lekar baiti thi kabhi 5minat me muh lagati
kabhi 10minat me tabhi santa ko gussa aya our botal uthaya pura pi gaya bola aise
pite budhiya boli beta mai to usme pan kha kar thuk rahi thi.
Santa: tution master ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extra class hai, ab Kya kare ?
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Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya
Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai.
Santa:Vo kyun?
Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai
1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"
Ek bar santa hospitle ke samne ro raha tha. Banta bola kyun ro rahe ho.
Santa ne jawab diya-main khoon ka test karne aya tha ungly kaat di.
Banta bola ary yaar main tu paisaab ka test karany aya hoo