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Santa Banta SMS
Santa : Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye..
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Main toilet Me Hoon
Motor Chala Do.
Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:)
Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain
Girl Friend Santa Ki Tarif Karte Huye Kahti Hai..
GF : Badiye Ishq Se Aaya Hai Mera Shahzada
Santa : Jhut Mat Bol !
Main Ghode Ke Tawele Se Aa Raha Hu
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami"
Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha,
ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi,
ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....
Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.
Banta: Haan..
Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.
Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya
Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
Santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga....khade khade hi nipatana pada..
Ek deewar par likha tha
'Yaha kutte susu karte hain'
Santa ne waha susu kiya.
Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag,
susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.
Raat ko Santa P K lauta.
Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga.
Biwi-P K aye ho?
Santa-Nahi To!
Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bakwas kr rhe ho...
Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho?
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai,
soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye.
