Santa Banta SMS

Added 7 years ago

Santa : Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye..
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Main toilet Me Hoon


Motor Chala Do.


Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:)

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Added 7 years ago

Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain

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Girl Friend Santa Ki Tarif Karte Huye Kahti Hai..

GF : Badiye Ishq Se Aaya Hai Mera Shahzada

Santa : Jhut Mat Bol !

Main Ghode Ke Tawele Se Aa Raha Hu

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Banta dairy likh raha tha

"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami"

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Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha,

ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi,

ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

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Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..


Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.


Banta: Haan..


Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

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Santa radio lekar potty karne gaya

Banta: kaise rahi dost ?

Santa: saale ain waqt pe VANDE MATRAM bajne laga....khade khade hi nipatana pada..

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Ek deewar par likha tha

'Yaha kutte susu karte hain'

Santa ne waha susu kiya.

Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag,
susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.

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Raat ko Santa P K lauta.

Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga.

Biwi-P K aye ho?

Santa-Nahi To!

Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bakwas kr rhe ho...

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Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha

Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho?

Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai,
soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye.

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