Santa Banta SMS

santa: ye t.v. kitne ka hai?
dukandar: 1 lakh ka sir
santa: ye t.v. ki acchaiya(plus point)kya hai?
dukandar: light jane pe automatic off ho jata hai....
santa: exellent....ye muje pack krdo...

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Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du


Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De



Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na

Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De

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santa recharge karvane gaya.
santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo.
dukandar-10 me 7rs milege.
santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena

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Teacher to SANTA

Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By

SANTA-Sir Qki

Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.

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Banta:Truck dekhkar darte kyon ho
Santa:Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag
gaya,
har baar lagta hai jaise vapas karne aya hai.

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Santa's Father bought a NEW SIM CARD..

Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father"

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Santa 500 k Note Pe Likha Number DiaL kr rha tha
Banta-Kya kr rhe Ho
Santa-M Dekh rha Hu
GandhiJi To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile kis k Pas he

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?

Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.

Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe..

Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe..

Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe..

BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.

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Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

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