santa: ye t.v. kitne ka hai?
dukandar: 1 lakh ka sir
santa: ye t.v. ki acchaiya(plus point)kya hai?
dukandar: light jane pe automatic off ho jata hai....
santa: exellent....ye muje pack krdo...
Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du
Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De
Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na
Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De
santa recharge karvane gaya.
santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo.
dukandar-10 me 7rs milege.
santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena
Teacher to SANTA
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
Banta:Truck dekhkar darte kyon ho
Santa:Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag
gaya,
har baar lagta hai jaise vapas karne aya hai.
Santa's Father bought a NEW SIM CARD..
Santa saved that Number in his Mobile Phone as,
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"New Father"
Santa 500 k Note Pe Likha Number DiaL kr rha tha
Banta-Kya kr rhe Ho
Santa-M Dekh rha Hu
GandhiJi To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile kis k Pas he
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe..
Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe..
Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe..
BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.
Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.