Santa Banta SMS

Santa- Yaar, Meri Biwi Pani Se
Bohot Darti Hai.
Banta- Wo Kaise.?
Santa- Kal Wo Bathroom Me Bi
Security Guard Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi.

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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.

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Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid

Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai..

Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.

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Santa Kari-Chawal Kha Raha Tha
Khate-Khate Ek MAKHI Bathne Lagi

SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi H..!

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Dctr-Tumhe motapa kam krne
k liye 2 roti khani h.
SANTA-Sirf 2 Roti?
Dr-Ha
S-Khana khane se pehle ya
uske bad me?

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Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He
Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He

Santa-Wo Kese

Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.

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SANTA pahali bar Court gaya.

JAJ-
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA-
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JAJ-
"Shut Up !"

SANTA-
"No, No... 7-Up !"

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Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi

Girl: Q Nahi?

Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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Santa- Are yaar tujhe english aati hai kya?
Banta- Ya ya!
Santa- Accha to bata nagpanchami ka opposite kya hoga?
Banta- Very easy. Nag does not punch me..

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