Santa Banta SMS

Santa oR Banta kI LaDaI Ho RaHI tHI
Santa-SaLe MaI teRe kaPDe PHaD ke tuJko nanGa KRDunGa
Banta-DekH seRIous LaDaI Me RoMntIc Baate Mat kaR

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Santa: Dr. Sahab do saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha

Dr: toh?




Santa: yaha se Gujr raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha na,NAHa
Lu!

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Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola Ilove U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta:pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Un ki Shadi Ho Gai h

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SANTA- TERI BIVI KO ENGLISH
AATI HAI.?
BANTA- NAHI, WO GAANV
(Village) KI HAI.
SANTA- ACHCHA, MERI TO PERSONAL HAI.

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Santa 'KhudKushi' Pe Bhashan De Raha Tha

KhudKushi
Paap H
Zulm H
Gunah H
Buzdili H
Pagalpan H

Is se Behtar H

Ki insaan Apne AaKo
GOLI Maar Le

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santa-ye chhota medal tumhe kyu mila hai?
bnta-gane k liye,
snta-aur ye bada wala?
bnta-apna gana band krne k liye.

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autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs.
santa:saman bhi sath me hai.

autowala: saman free hai.

santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.

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Santa School Se Rota Aaya
Ma: q Ro Rahe Ho?
S: SirNe Mara
M-Q
S-Wo Banta Ko Dant Rhe The
ToMaine Use Misal Di- Jo 'Bhokte' He Wo 'Kat'te' Ni.

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Santa:Wife agar husband ko
naukar smjh to husband ko
kya karna chaiye?
Banta: Zayda ku6 Nhi do char
ghar or dekh pakad lene
chaiye.

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa
confuse ho
gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya
Bolu? Aakhir me
bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko
malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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