Santa oR Banta kI LaDaI Ho RaHI tHI
Santa-SaLe MaI teRe kaPDe PHaD ke tuJko nanGa KRDunGa
Banta-DekH seRIous LaDaI Me RoMntIc Baate Mat kaR
Santa: Dr. Sahab do saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha
Dr: toh?
Santa: yaha se Gujr raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha na,NAHa
Lu!
Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola Ilove U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta:pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Un ki Shadi Ho Gai h
SANTA- TERI BIVI KO ENGLISH
AATI HAI.?
BANTA- NAHI, WO GAANV
(Village) KI HAI.
SANTA- ACHCHA, MERI TO PERSONAL HAI.
Santa 'KhudKushi' Pe Bhashan De Raha Tha
KhudKushi
Paap H
Zulm H
Gunah H
Buzdili H
Pagalpan H
Is se Behtar H
Ki insaan Apne AaKo
GOLI Maar Le
santa-ye chhota medal tumhe kyu mila hai?
bnta-gane k liye,
snta-aur ye bada wala?
bnta-apna gana band krne k liye.
autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs.
santa:saman bhi sath me hai.
autowala: saman free hai.
santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.
Santa School Se Rota Aaya
Ma: q Ro Rahe Ho?
S: SirNe Mara
M-Q
S-Wo Banta Ko Dant Rhe The
ToMaine Use Misal Di- Jo 'Bhokte' He Wo 'Kat'te' Ni.
Santa:Wife agar husband ko
naukar smjh to husband ko
kya karna chaiye?
Banta: Zayda ku6 Nhi do char
ghar or dekh pakad lene
chaiye.
Shadi k bad pehli rat santa
confuse ho
gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya
Bolu? Aakhir me
bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko
malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.