Santa Banta SMS

santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya.
banta: fir kya hua?
santa: meri boht pitayi hui,
banta: wo kaise?
santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

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Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.



Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?



Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi..

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Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,
Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.

Santa dekh kar bola,
Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.

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Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar Drive Kar Rahe Hai Aapko Rs5000 Ka inam Diya Jata Hai,
Aap Iska Kya Kroge?
Santa-Mai Is se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga..

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SANTA: kal muje 10 logo ne pita.
BANTA: fir tune kya kiya.
SANTA: mene kha salo ek-ek kar ke aao.
BANTA: fir
SANTA: fir kya salo ne 1-1 karke dubara pita.

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santa tanki saaf karnd chat par chada
tanki par kowa baitha tha
santa jaldi se niche utra or sidhi hata di or bola
BETA MAIN TO UTAR GAYA AB TU KAISE UTREGA

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SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi,
na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?

SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"

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Santa,Banta car me Bumb fit kar Rhe the
Santa yar Agar yeh fit Krte krte fat gya to phir?

Banta Bola:Don't wory Mre pas 1or He..

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Santa plane me pilot se headphone chhin Rhha tha..
Pilot-ye kya kar rahe ho?

Santa-: ticket k paise hum de aur gane tu akele sun raha he.

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Rocking PJ..
Santa Ka School Me Naya Admission Huwa



Teacher- Batao, Sachin Tendulkar Koun He

Santa-Mujhe Kya Pata,Mai To School Me Naya hu.

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