Santa Banta SMS

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

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ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ...
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

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Santa- what is the microsoft excal


banta- it is a new surf excal
to clen the computer.

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Santa-jab mai mar jau to samne wali famliy ko zarur bulana,
Banta-kiyun
santa-yaar unki ghar ki ladkiyan bahut lipat kar roti hain.

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Santa ladki dekhne gaya.
Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?
Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi..!

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Santa Banta ja rahe tha.
Raste Me 1000 Rs. ka note mila.

Santa: Chalo Fifty Fifty le lete hai.

Banta: Baki 900 Rs. ka kya karenge.?

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Teacher:1 din esa ayega jab prithvi par pani nahi rahega,jiv jantu nasht ho jayenge prithvi tabah ho jayegi.
Santa:Sir to kya us din bhi tution aana hai?

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Banta: Dulha Ghodi Par Kyo Baithta Hai, Dulhan Ko Q Nahi? .
Santa: Ghodi Par Baitha kar Dulhe Ko Bhagne Ka Akhiri Mauka Diya Jata Hai..

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Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,
3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron
ho Gyi? Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta? 3din se ulti hi nai ayi..

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SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo.
SANTA: koi b chalega,
Nurse: kaise chalega?
SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana
hai.

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