Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye
Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??
Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai......?
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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai......
Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai
santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.
juice wala- kab hogi ladayi
santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .
santa: kahan ja rahe ho ?
banta: apni bibi se talak lene.
santa: wo to mar chuki hai.
aage ka msg khud create karo
Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab
"Bahut Moti Wife".
santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,
santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.
Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billion
Santa -"Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya."