Santa Banta SMS

Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The


Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha



Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye.
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SANTA: woh to theek hai ji per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jayega..??

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Banta to santa: yaar tu har baar mujhe ullu kyu banata hai......?




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Santa:kyonki tu banta hai......

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Santa- 1 glass juice dena ladayi hone wali hai

santa juice pene ki bad- 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.


pene ke bad 1 glass aur do ladayi hone wali hai.

juice wala- kab hogi ladayi

santa- jab tu merese paise mangega .

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santa: kahan ja rahe ho ?
banta: apni bibi se talak lene.
santa: wo to mar chuki hai.



aage ka msg khud create karo

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Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab

"Bahut Moti Wife".

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santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,

santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

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Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billion
Santa -"Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya."

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