Santa: Ae Dost 'Sapna' Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki 'Sapna' Hota Nahi..
'Sapna' Hoti Hai.
Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar
Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.
Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.tu kahan baithe ga?
Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde Gye
aur
Kehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai.
ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?
Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.
Santa- yar mere dadaji itne bhadur hai ki unhone ganga dubki lagai to 1 ghante baad nikle
banta-bus mere dadaji ne ganga me dubki lagai to abhi tak nahi nikle
Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.
Kaise?
Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha
sirf 6 second me kam shuru.
Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?
Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.
Santa to pahle use kharch kar na
nurse- mubarak ho aap k ghar ladka hua hai
santa- kya tecnology hai
bivi hospital me hai or ladka ghar pe hua hai !!!
Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.
SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.