Santa Banta SMS

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad
nahi hui
Media: phir apne kya kiya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Maa: phir main 21 saal ki hui to
papa ne meri shadi karadi
" Phir jake SANTA Hua"

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 192 Santa Banta SMS

Santa Bank me pasie Jama krne jata hai..

CASHIER: Apka 1 note nakli hai.

Santa: To kya hua jana to mere Account me hai...!

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 130 Santa Banta SMS

santa-maine tujhe khat likha fir bhi tu meri shadi me nahi aaya
banta-mujhe khat nahi mila
santa-to sale maine likha to tha ki khat mile na mile shadi me zarur aana.

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 169 Santa Banta SMS

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke...

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke....
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

Like SMS - 44 - SMS Length: 219 Santa Banta SMS

SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 153 Santa Banta SMS

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
.
.
Guess what did he ask next....
?
?
?
?
?
Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye..

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 165 Santa Banta SMS

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 132 Santa Banta SMS

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.

Like SMS - 36 - SMS Length: 152 Santa Banta SMS

Aniversary Par Santa Ne
Apni Patni K Liye Gulab Ka Phool
Lekar Aaya
Patni-Muze Ye Nahi, Koi Sone Ki
Chiz Do.
Santa-Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja

Like SMS - 31 - SMS Length: 147 Santa Banta SMS

BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..

BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
.
.
.
ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.

Like SMS - 33 - SMS Length: 152 Santa Banta SMS