Santa Class Mein Hans Raha Tha, .
Ek Ladki: STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..?? . .
Santa : Tum Kon Ho . . .?? . .
Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon . . . . .
Santa : Hahahaha ...
Tera Zamana Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai
Santa-Yaar banta hmra driving license aur indian cricket team me kya similarity hai
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Banta-Driving license aur cricket team ????
Santa-Dono desh ke bahar chlte nhi hai.....
Santa or banta ke bhech kiya rista hai?
Socho
socho
nahi pata
jaise besan or pakode mai
jab besan santa hai tabhi to pakoda banta hai.........
santa- knock a door
ganubai- kon hai
santa- mai hoon
gangubai- mai kon
santa- tu gangubai
Santa ek ghade ki sawari kar raha tha.
banta ne dhek k bola,
abe santa helmit phan warna police pakad le gi.
Santa:abe dekhta nahi kya mai Four willer pe hu
Santa- Tera bhai aajkal kya kar
raha hai?
Banta- Ek dukan kholi thi, par ab
Jail me hai.
Santa- wo kyu?
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Banta- Dukan HATHODE se kholi thi..
Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta.
Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai
SONY ya SATR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai.
Santa : Aaj tak meri itani beyizati nahi hui.
banta : par hua kya h.
Santa : meri nayie padosan ni mujhe nAhate hua dekh liya.
Banta : par tu chahta KYA h.
Santa : BaDLA
Teacher: Start Computer
Santa: I did
Teacher: Now open my computer
Santa: Miss,where is your computer?
Santa- Yar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye..??
Santa- wo yar hajjam k pas chhutte nahi the 3 rupye to main bola 3 rupye ka aur kaat do...