Santa Banta SMS

Added 9 years ago

Santa Class Mein Hans Raha Tha, .

Ek Ladki: STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..?? . .

Santa : Tum Kon Ho . . .?? . .


Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon . . . . .

Santa : Hahahaha ...




Tera Zamana Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai

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Added 9 years ago

Santa-Yaar banta hmra driving license aur indian cricket team me kya similarity hai
????


Banta-Driving license aur cricket team ????



Santa-Dono desh ke bahar chlte nhi hai.....

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Santa or banta ke bhech kiya rista hai?

Socho


socho

nahi pata

jaise besan or pakode mai
jab besan santa hai tabhi to pakoda banta hai.........

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santa- knock a door

ganubai- kon hai

santa- mai hoon

gangubai- mai kon

santa- tu gangubai

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Santa ek ghade ki sawari kar raha tha.
banta ne dhek k bola,
abe santa helmit phan warna police pakad le gi.
Santa:abe dekhta nahi kya mai Four willer pe hu

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Santa- Tera bhai aajkal kya kar
raha hai?
Banta- Ek dukan kholi thi, par ab
Jail me hai.
Santa- wo kyu?
?
?
?
?
?
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Banta- Dukan HATHODE se kholi thi..

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Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta.

Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai

SONY ya SATR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai.

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Santa : Aaj tak meri itani beyizati nahi hui.
banta : par hua kya h.
Santa : meri nayie padosan ni mujhe nAhate hua dekh liya.
Banta : par tu chahta KYA h.
Santa : BaDLA

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Teacher: Start Computer
Santa: I did
Teacher: Now open my computer
Santa: Miss,where is your computer?

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Santa- Yar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye..??

Santa- wo yar hajjam k pas chhutte nahi the 3 rupye to main bola 3 rupye ka aur kaat do...

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