Santa Banta SMS

Santa 2 riksawal: bhaiya hanuman mandir jaoge..
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Riksawal: ha..
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Santa: toh fir prasad lete aana.

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Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
Woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
Oo woh boli ??
Maine kal hi,
Nayi Sandal kharidi hain??

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SANTA: SIR GI,
AAP APNI PATNI KO PARTY ME Q NAHI LAATE?
BOSS: WOH GAON (VILLEGE) KI HAI.
SANTA : O SORRY MUJHE LAGA WOH SIRF AAPKI HAI.

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Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher.
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

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Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai.

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Santa:Tumne Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigratte Chhod Di

Banta:Ha

Santa:Daru

Banta:Ha

Santa:Jua

Banta:Ha

Sonu:To Shadi Kyun Nahi Ki

Banta:Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Us Se Bhi Achi Mil Gayi

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Banta: Ek aisa panchhi bata jiske sir par pair hote hai.
Santa: mujhe nahi pata.
Banta: oye sab panchhi ke sir par or pair hote hai.

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Police: Car gas par hai
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Petrol par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Diesel par
Santa: Nahi sir
Police: Phir kis par hai
Santa: Installment par hai sir!

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Santa ne job ke 1st din
Computer pe 11 ghante guzare...
Boss khushi se : Good aaj kya kiya..
Santa : Keyboard ki ABCD
Aage piche lagi thi wo sahi kar di...

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Santa ne poori raat mujra dekha...
Mujre wali: Saheb,
Humne aapko khush kiya
Ab aap humko khush kar do..
Santa : Achcha to ab tum baitho
Mai mujra karta hoon..

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