Santa Banta SMS

Added 7 years ago

संता बंता होटल में बैठ कर खाना खा रहे थे,
अचानक एक सुन्दर लड़की
खाना खाने आई,
लड़की उनके सामने वाली टेबल पे बैठ गयी,
संता- ओ बंता देख वो लड़की मुझे देख
के मुस्कुरा रही है,
बंता का कातिल जवाब – भाई ये तो कुछ भी नहीं,
जब मैंने तुम्हें पहली बार देखा था तो तीन दिन तक हँसा था

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Tring...Tring

Tring...Tring.

Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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संता और बंता अपने दोस्त को बेहोशी
ही हालत में उठाकर डॉक्टर के पास ले गए..
डॉक्टर- क्या हुआ है इन्हें?
संता- कुछ नहीं डॉक्टर साहब..फेसबुक का मरीज है,
पिछले 4 दिन से नेट नहीं चल रहा।

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Santa Interview K Liye Jata Hai.

Boss: Aapka Janm Kahan Hua Hai?

Santa: Tiruvantpuram.

Boss: Spelling Batao?

Santa: Nahi-nahi Goa Me Hua Tha.

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1 bar santa USA Gaya,

Wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai....'Tann'.

Ittefaq se light bhi chali gai.

Santa dar k bola, oye bhago Undertaker aa gya...

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Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talashi lene gai.

Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.

Santa-"Sir vo maike gai hui h."

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Santa bike se ja raha tha,

Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.

Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.

Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

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Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."

Banta - "Kya hua?"

Santa - Jab se Maine kaha...."Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai"

Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

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Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa : To Hum Is Ganje K Sath


Q Rehte He'

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Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?


Santa:Aapne hi ne bahar likha hai
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA TIME 9am-11am.

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