Santa Banta SMS

Ek din santa bhut thak ke ghar par aaya
aur so gya
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are!bhai Santa Ko sone bhi to do!
joke subah hogi :D:D

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Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota
Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or
Ek Usha Ka.

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Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Santa : Ok
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Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga'

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.

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Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya

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Santa - aaj mujhe ek ajib sa msg aaya fir mera cell switch off ho gya,
Banta - kaisa msg?
Santa - BATTERY LOW,
Banta - mujhe send kr Sb ko darayenge....

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Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Father: What did u learn at school?
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Santa : Give and take!
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Father: Good.
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Santa : Yes....I gave banta a punch and took his lunch.

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