SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!
SANTA: Dekh lunga.
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?
santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya
20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,
Agr Der ho jaye to ye
SMS fir se Padh lena
Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,
Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu
Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya
SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho
BNTA-Telephone
Santa-Galat
Banta-To Fir
Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha
Santa: muje 1 bat batao "automatically" ka matalb kya hota he..?
Banta: tume etana bhi nathi pata???
Santa: nahi!!!
Banta: jab koi Ganji orat rikhsa me bethi ho to use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"
Banta dairy likh raha tha
.
aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
.
.
.
.
mama banunga ya mami
Santa bank loot ne gaya aur 1 shayri farmaya,
Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,
Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,
Hands up Bhootni walo,
koi apni jagha se nahi hilega.
Santa : mere teacher ne mujhe aaj class room se nikal diyaa.
Banta : Teri koi galti hogi ..! Is liye nikala hoga..
Santa : Meri koi galti nhi thi.
Me to class room me aaram se so raha tha...
Ek din santa or banta pani peene jate he,
gilash ulta pada rehta he,
santa are iska to mu hi nahe he.
Banta ha or niche se bhe foota hua he.
Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
.
Vidhwa Aurat