Santa Banta SMS

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!
SANTA: Dekh lunga.
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?
santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya
20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,
Agr Der ho jaye to ye
SMS fir se Padh lena

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Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,
Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu
Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho

BNTA-Telephone

Santa-Galat

Banta-To Fir

Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Santa: muje 1 bat batao "automatically" ka matalb kya hota he..?
Banta: tume etana bhi nathi pata???
Santa: nahi!!!
Banta: jab koi Ganji orat rikhsa me bethi ho to use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"

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Banta dairy likh raha tha
.
aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
.
.
.
.
mama banunga ya mami

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Santa bank loot ne gaya aur 1 shayri farmaya,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Takdeer me jo likha hai wahi mile ga,

Hands up Bhootni walo,

koi apni jagha se nahi hilega.

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Santa : mere teacher ne mujhe aaj class room se nikal diyaa.
Banta : Teri koi galti hogi ..! Is liye nikala hoga..
Santa : Meri koi galti nhi thi.
Me to class room me aaram se so raha tha...

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Ek din santa or banta pani peene jate he,
gilash ulta pada rehta he,
santa are iska to mu hi nahe he.
Banta ha or niche se bhe foota hua he.

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Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
.
Vidhwa Aurat

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