Santa Banta SMS

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki
walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Padosi : Yar tere ghar se
Hamesha
Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi
ka Raaz kya hai?
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Santa :Meri Biwi mujhe joote
maarti hai,
Lag jay to
wo hasti hai,
Na lage to main
hasta hun...

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Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta : :O Oye ,What Are You Doing?
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Santa : /:)Oye Don't Disturb..>:/
I'm Listening To ROCK Music !:P

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Santa-yar.hum hindi bolte h english bolte h.
But maths q nahi?
Banta-ye le jyada 3-5 mat kar,
or 9-2 11 hoja,
varna 4-5 dhar dunga
32k 2 hi reh jayenge samja

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Santa- Tere kutye ko kya khilata hai.
Banta- Q.
Santa- Bilkul sher jaisa dikhata hai.
Banta- Wo to Sher hi hei magar londiya baji karkar ke kutte jaisa dikhata hai.

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Santa ne banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya
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Dhishkyav....!

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Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai?
Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai Wife Ko Chain
Gift Diya Tha...
Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya..
Banta: Kyon? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?
Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki...!!!

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Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.

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1 Girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi Santa ne window se dekha,
or bola
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.

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