santa- yaar mai prblm mai phas gaya hu?
banta- wo kaise?
santa- biwi makeup kare to kharch bardas nhi hota aur na kare to biwi bardas nhi hoti..
banta- tm ladki dekh aye?
santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai.
banta- jara english mai kaho?
santa- English me bole to blackberry..
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha..
banta- to ab kya hua?
santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
banta - kya tmhari gaddi sahi halat mai hai.
santa- bilkul! horn ko chod kr baki sari chije shor krti hai.
santa- tujhe apna laptop bada krwana hai?
banta- haan yaar.
santa- to phir ishme window hatwa k darwaja install krwa le..
santa: I Love You.
She: I'm Lesbian.
santa: Lesbian Matlab?
She: Jisko Ladkiyo Mei Interest Ho.
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Santa: Oyee..De Taali,
I'm Also Lesbian. mujhe bhi ladkiyo
me intrest hai
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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan
Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega
Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din
Padosi Mar Gya
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad
k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai
romantic baat mat kar