Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal
dungi" iski english kya
hogi..??
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Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu
saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!
Santa got job in 'idea'
customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is
blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense,
remove 'idea' sim and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you
for calling 'aircel'.
minister : bomb blast me
marne walo ko 5 lakh aur
zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle
zakhmi hua fir mar gaya.
hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...
santa : mere padosi ka bachha
gum ho gaya !
banta : fir kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per
search kar lo mil jaye to
download kar lena...
Teacher to Santa-
If a paratha & a pizza is
thrown from a 50 feet building,
which will reach the
ground first?
Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!
Santa ki girlfriend ne usko
message kiya “I Miss U”
Bohat dair sochne k baad
santa ne jawab diya:
Ok,
mujhe manzoor hai,
I Student U.
Santa ka baap foreign se ghar aaya..
Father:- Tumhari mummy kahan hai ?
Santa:- Padoshi ke sath bhag gai..
Father:- Tumne mujhe bataya kyon nahi?
Santa:- Maine socha tha ki aapko surprise dunga... :p :D
Santa or Banta jungle mein potty kar rahe the, tabhi ek sher aa gaya..
Santa : Tu dar raha hai?
Banta : Nahi toooo...
Santa : To saale apni dho naa..meri kyon dho raha hai... :D
Santa Radio lekar khet me
potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio
pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya.
Khade khade kani padi.
Santa Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Kha Raha Tha Aur Dusara Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha..
Bant- Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Santa- Chicken K Sath Roti Kha Raha Hu Navratri Chal Raha Hai Na..