Ek Baar Santa Church Gaya..
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Achanak Light Chali Gayi Aur
Andhera Ho Gaya...
Tabhi Church Ka Ghanta Baja
"TONNN"
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Santa Chillaya:
Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER Aa Gaya
Santa-Yaar suna hai teri wife
bhag gai?
Tera kya kahna hai..
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahu "Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"
Santa talking on phone.
Banta:Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa:Biwi se.
Banta:Itne pyar se...?
Santa:Tumhari hai.
Ek baar Santa raat mein Gangubai ke ghar gaya..usne darwaja knock kiya..
Gangubai :- Kaun?
Santa :- Main..
Gangubai :- Main kaun?
Santa :- Are pagli, tu gangubai... :D
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per
likha tha,
"duniya chaand per phuch gai hai,
aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
Teacher to santa-
isko hindi mei translate karo
"she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi
gir gya or bola
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woh bache de rahi hai ..
Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam
par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny
leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh
behosh....q. Q
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Q
Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me
hai.
Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys
Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se
pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti
hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai
"I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon
hai.........