Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya.?
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Banta: Saali Characterless Thi.....!
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacche Bhagwan Se Mangti Hai..!!!

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Santa: Yaar Murgi Ke Bacche Ande Todkar Bahar Kaise A Jate Hain..?
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Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samjh Me Nahi Aata....
Saale Band Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate Hain..!!!

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Jung Me Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machchardani Pehni...!
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Banta: Aisa Kyu..?
Santa: Jisme Machchar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Ghusegi...!!!

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
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On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This.?
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Shopkeeper: Rs 500
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Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao
Party Wear Nahi Chahiye..!!!

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay
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Banta: Kaise Jale.?
Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha
Banta: To.?
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Santa: Khusi Ke Mare
Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya..!!!

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife
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Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh
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Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai
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Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye..!!!

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A Street Dog Was Chasing Santa
And He Was Laughing
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A Bystander: Why Are U Laughing.?
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Santa: I Have An Airtel Phone
But Still Hutch Network Is Following Me..!!!

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Santa Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearing This Santa Jumps From 50th Floor
When He Reached 35th Floor
He Thinks..
"I Dont Have Son"
20th Floor
"Im Not Married"
And
3rd Floor
Oh Shit..!!
I m Banta..!

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Santa Goes Into Bar In New York
The Man On His Right Orders A Drink To The Bartender..
"Johnnie Walker, Single"
The Man On His Left Says..
"Jack Daniels, Single"
Santa Then Looks At The Bartman Stemly
And Then Confidently Says..
"Santa Singh, Married..!"

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