Santa Banta SMS

Added 9 years ago

Doctor: Which Soap U Use...?
Santa: Bajrang Soap, Bajrang Paste,
Bajrang Brush....
Doctor: Is Bajrang An International Company...?
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Santa: No, Bajrang Is My Room Partner....!!!

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Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry
Main Meter Chalu Karna
Bhul Gaya.
Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal
Nahi Main Bhi Apna
Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Ek Baar Santa Darwaaza Tod
Kar Bazaar Mein Le Ja Raha
Tha Tabhi Banta Ne Pucha:
Ye Darwazaa Kahan Le Ke Jaa
Rha Hai? Santa: Yaar Mein Is
Ka Taala Kulwane Ja Raha Hu.

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Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya
Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai
Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe
Chod Ke Chale Gaye...
Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal
Nhi Rkhta Hoga..
Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke
Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye!
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki
Kya Zarurat Hai.?
Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe
Chad Jaun To.. Engineering
College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi
Banta: Pir Hath Chod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi

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संता ने फेसबुक पर अपना अकाउंट खोला...
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काफी देर तक सोचता रहा के वॉल पर
क्या लिखा जाए...
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फिर उसने लिखा
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.'यहां पेशाब करना मना है'... !!!

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