Santa Banta SMS

4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar,
2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the.
Santa-Sharm Kro Niche Murde He.
SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He.

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Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karane Gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note Nakli Hai.
Santa- Tujhe Kya Farak Padata Hai?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Rahe Hai Na..!!

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye

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Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha.

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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

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Santa sent a msg to banta-
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Banta- what's this.
Santa- spicysms yar kha k dekh mast h

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Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

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Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
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Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

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