Ek African Apne Bacche Ke Sath Bus Mein Chadha
Conductor:" Itna Badsoorat Baccha,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha"
African Ko Bahut Gussa Aa Gaya
Santa:" Kya Hua..??
African:" Conductor Ne Meri Insult Ki
Santa:" Jao Maro Saale Ko
Apna Bandar Mujhe Pakda Do.!! :-D
Boss mere liye ek shisha le ke aao
Jisme main aapna muh dekh saku
Santa : nahi mila sir
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh
Dikhay de raha tha.:-P
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview..
Interviewer : Which are the four
Version of Java .?
Santa : (1)Mar-Java,
(2)Mit-Java,
(3)Lut-Java,
(4)Me Sadke-Java..
Interviewer : Aata tum Ghar-Java..
Anniversary k moqe pr SANTA
Apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye,
Koi soney ki cheez do.
SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.;-)
Santa : Yaar I Love U Bolne Ka Sab
Se Accha Din Kaun Sa Hoga..?
.
Banta : 1st April,
Ladki Fasi To Cool Warna Kehna
April Fool..!
Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An
"Aam Aadmi Party" Member
Banta : How Do U Know That..?
.
.
Santa : Today Morning When I
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The "Broom"..!
Santa: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru
krta hoon,
Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Banta :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,
Shayad Kismat Sath de de...
Santa Was Busy Removing A
Wheel From His Auto..
A Man Asked Santa Why Are U
Removing A Wheel From Ur Auto..?
.
.
Santa: Cant U Read The Board,
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheelers..!
Santa Was Writing Something
Very Slowly
Banta Asked: Why Are U Writing
So Slowly..?
.
.
Santa: I'm Writing To My 6yrs Old
Son, He Cant Read Very Fast..!
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha
BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya.